Get It Right: Two, Too Or To

For those who like to get their grammar correct, the misuse of to, too and two is perhaps too much to handle.

If you know how they're used then you can pat yourself on the back, you're part of an ever-decreasing group. If not, why? We're going to explain the differences:

Two: It's a number, if your age is more than this you should know.

Too: Very, excessive, to a higher degree than desirable. If this is too difficult then you're an idiot (if you're not a native speaker then you are forgiven).

To: This is the only one left, use it when it's neither of the above!

To, two, too or Tutu? By now you should know.